(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
    Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
    Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
    Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
    Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
    (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

bilvum:

i love death

he’s like

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what the fuck am i supposed to do with this

(Source: bilvee, via seriously-youknow)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

squidnship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

(via sorrythatspersonal)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

bentobride:

“Hey Cas did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?” Dean snickers, and then bites down into his burger.

Sam rolls his eyes. “Dean, seriously?”

“What, it lightens the mood, man.”

Cas raised one brow before leaning forward. “How about you?”

Dean looks back at him in mid-chew.

“Did it hurt when you clawed your way out from hell?”

Sam jumps from his seat, a fist in the air.

Title card for Season 9 plays.

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(via sailabovethis)

eshusplayground:

stvincentinexile:

If you are part of a privileged group and have to constantly demand that somebody in an oppressed group say “not all (insert privileged group here) are like that” 

what you are really demanding is that they reassure you that you’re not like that and you’re not being held accountable 

which is a cowardly thing to do and also shows the great lengths you will go to in order to avoid examining your role in a toxic system

*pours OP a glass of grape drink*

(via sameisauce)